Emphasis in a learning org is on communication, not learning, only thru honest communication that real learning occurs #devopskata
Mon Dec 02 15:22:56 +0000 2013Replying to @jathanism and @gwestr
I'm Comic Sans, in yo face! http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-comic-sans-asshole
Mon Dec 02 23:51:19 +0000 2013RT @fortes: Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer.
Tue Dec 03 14:28:12 +0000 2013Shameless ripping off @SysAdvent, announced "10 days of Cultural Kaizen" @SalesforceEng today for next 2 weeks. #devops transformation
Thu Dec 05 02:35:31 +0000 2013Your weekly reminder that cultural change is hard, exhilarating, frustrating, depressing, hilarious, sad, joyful, difficult...
Thu Dec 05 18:03:15 +0000 2013Replying to @stuart_mccalla
anyone who will agree to it, ultimately needs to come from all sides
Fri Dec 06 02:22:26 +0000 2013Replying to @jordansissel
thank you for making all our lives easier #fpm
Fri Dec 06 14:39:26 +0000 2013Replying to @moshjeier
#truth
Sat Dec 07 06:23:45 +0000 2013#newgler life
Sat Dec 07 07:38:33 +0000 2013Replying to @iteration1 and @SysAdvent
"10 days of Cultural Kaizen" kicks off every morning at 0600 w/blog post on how to get better. Discuss on @chatter...
Mon Dec 09 05:17:02 +0000 2013Replying to @iteration1
until noon. At noon, VC for an hour where everyone can continue @chatter discussion on how to improve @SalesforceEng, repeat 10x
Mon Dec 09 05:18:36 +0000 2013OH: it's like one product for the price of two #SAN
Tue Dec 10 03:17:36 +0000 2013@gwestr drink when says "hyperscale", still no API (CLI don't count) #hp #moonshot
Tue Dec 10 18:03:17 +0000 2013OH: it's hard to be a good leader in a dysfunctional organization
Wed Dec 11 00:54:11 +0000 2013Day 3 of #10days of cultural kaizen @SalesforceEng #devops #dreamjob
Wed Dec 11 15:51:39 +0000 2013OH: your ego is not your amigo
Wed Dec 11 15:58:28 +0000 2013Can't do much less than local optimization. Reckless & worthless. #itsthesystemstupid
Wed Dec 11 18:03:15 +0000 2013Code in production, I'm done!
#FiveWordTechHorrors
Thu Dec 12 05:17:08 +0000 2013RT @moshjeier: Successfully finished writing a hopefully controversial blog post that goes live at work tomorrow morning. Here's to cultura…
Thu Dec 12 05:58:06 +0000 2013RT @rdotwoolley: @davemangot I wish I could retweet that a million times…
Thu Dec 12 14:11:59 +0000 2013RT @petecheslock: I’m going to create a Chrome plugin to change “DevOps” to Sysadmin since that is pretty much what everyone means anyway.
Thu Dec 12 15:30:15 +0000 2013Still can't believe people are calling a tool with an arcane config that requires a ticket to ops a #devops tool: cacti *smh*
Fri Dec 13 06:20:34 +0000 2013Replying to @synack
we had a project at my last company when moving to Graphite called CactDIE!! @obfuscurity
Fri Dec 13 06:24:49 +0000 2013Replying to @synack
carboned? Grafight?
Fri Dec 13 06:27:17 +0000 2013Replying to @patrickdebois
agree, making the notion of a #devops tool silly. What makes cacti better than http://cricket.sourceforge.net/? <-great config!
Fri Dec 13 14:19:22 +0000 2013#valuestreamhalfing @botchagalupe
Fri Dec 13 19:43:53 +0000 2013RT @SusanPotter: super_important_command >& /dev/null #yolo
Sat Dec 14 04:16:52 +0000 2013RT @GarthDB Looking for open source projects that could use some design help. Post a comment on this issue if you know of one. @chorankates
Sun Dec 15 01:01:30 +0000 2013RT @toddenders: So stoked @salesforce CEO just sent a note saying company will match all charity donations for the homeless, without limit.…
Tue Dec 17 02:24:16 +0000 2013RT @raypendyck: Looking for a #graphite developer to join our Monitoring and Mangement team at @salesforce. Open to remote location. #dre…
Tue Dec 17 14:12:48 +0000 2013@cwebber is that your review of 'The Systems Bible' on Amazon?
Tue Dec 17 22:32:06 +0000 2013Replying to @jboner
I really like @UberSoc Pro on Android
Tue Dec 17 22:33:18 +0000 2013RT @raypendyck: Looking for a #collectD developer to join our Monitoring and Mangement team at @salesforce. Open to remote location. #dre…
Tue Dec 17 22:51:00 +0000 2013Replying to @cwebber
sorry, wrong talented systems engineer :)
Tue Dec 17 22:52:29 +0000 2013Hoping as a service @jordansissel
Tue Dec 17 23:09:30 +0000 2013ABP: #anythingbutperl
Wed Dec 18 22:17:47 +0000 2013Today's @SalesforceEng #10days of cultural kaizen topic is #kanban. Regretting not taking @dominicad's class last month! Arggh.
Wed Dec 18 22:21:16 +0000 2013OH: OMG! We're underpants gnoming this!
Thu Dec 19 01:23:24 +0000 2013Finally uploaded DevOps Do's and Don'ts ignite slides from #devopsdays SV 2013 http://www.slideshare.net/dmangot/devops-dos-and-donts #dontask
Thu Dec 19 16:08:34 +0000 2013@Itsm_chantell uploaded DevOps Do's and Don'ts ignite slides from #devopsdays SV http://slidesha.re/1dShl3i
Thu Dec 19 17:21:24 +0000 2013RT @kylebowerman: CouchDB creator joins http://Salesforce.com to work on 'ridiculously cool' infrastructure project http://t.co/JLPw1FApY…
Thu Dec 19 18:04:03 +0000 2013Replying to @moshjeier
builds character!
Thu Dec 19 19:42:32 +0000 2013Replying to @moshjeier
backwards you speak!
Thu Dec 19 19:49:29 +0000 2013RT @mayoredlee: Thanks @Benioff, @salesforce employees & all #SF growing companies that are giving back to our great City #SFgives http://t…
Fri Dec 20 15:15:17 +0000 2013Replying to @gwestr
get to tell everyone "you're doing it wrong"?
Fri Dec 20 16:21:50 +0000 2013Replying to @botchagalupe
they understand their ecosystem just fine http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2013/dec/01/week-amazon-insider-feature-treatment-employees-work
Fri Dec 20 16:37:34 +0000 2013Replying to @jordansissel and @obfuscurity
I thought Confluence went 100% WYSIWYG
Fri Dec 20 18:04:41 +0000 2013What does devOps say? Ding, ding, ding...
Sat Dec 21 05:07:05 +0000 2013RT @digitaljami: Watched @jathanism kill almost 100 people in #GTAV, until he got taken out by a sniper in a helicopter.
Sun Dec 22 06:18:30 +0000 2013Replying to @gwestr
Christmas lounge on @somafm, awesome!
Sun Dec 22 20:30:12 +0000 2013Replying to @davemangot
.@gwestr stop your junk mail, save the planet http://www.41pounds.org/
Mon Dec 23 21:03:39 +0000 2013Replying to @moshjeier
did you fix it?
Tue Dec 24 02:33:59 +0000 2013RT @roidrage: If you’re on call over the holidays, I salute you.
Thanks for keeping the internet up and running!
Tue Dec 24 02:35:52 +0000 2013RT @jack: Give the #GiftOfCode: @Intel is giving $1 for every tweet in support of @GirlsWhoCode http://html5hub.com/GiftOfCode/
Wed Dec 25 02:11:21 +0000 2013RT @ArrestedDevOps: The ultimate DevOps podcast - DevOps Cafe! http://bit.ly/1cg70j4 #podcastswelove @botchagalupe and @damonedwards
Wed Dec 25 02:18:18 +0000 2013RT @Benioff: Thanks you @Salesforcefoundation for all you are doing! http://t.co/TRlvJDkVb7
Wed Dec 25 02:21:42 +0000 2013RT @jboner Can't believe I waited so long switching to Firefox on Android. Pure awesomeness. Bye Chrome. @solarce
Fri Dec 27 00:34:13 +0000 2013RT @BevanDufty: SF and families affected by homelessness are grateful vision & leadership of Mark and Lynne @Benioff and @salesforce http:/…
Sun Dec 29 01:40:31 +0000 2013OH: vi driven infrastructure
Mon Dec 30 23:05:21 +0000 2013RT @rodjek: @ahpook I’m more worried about the code that only works with MOAR, because there’s gonna be a lot of that written.
Tue Dec 31 04:28:49 +0000 2013RT @pczarkowski: this year's @sysadvent was amazing! All the contributors should be proud! thanks @cwebber for stepping up and organizin…
Tue Dec 31 17:37:34 +0000 2013Replying to @petecheslock
sweet! I know DevOps! switched to a DevOps IDE from vi 6 months ago. Saved so much time, syntax highlighting...
Tue Dec 31 17:42:18 +0000 2013Replying to @petecheslock and @zacharystern
Appointed Chief DevOps Czar (ACDC)
Tue Dec 31 18:05:47 +0000 2013