RT @puppetlabs: Pleased to introduce @sysadvent's @cwebberOps as our latest featured community member! http://bit.ly/JveLXz
RT @pourmecoffee: Be safe and smart. Change your passwords from "password2013" to "password2014" for financial and other vulnerable sites.
Stalker-Docker - finding out what your ex is up to just got easier! Now with disposable containers. Find us on Github!
Replying to @gwestr
how about latency?
Bag of non-organic & BPA canned food on doorstep by @AmazonFresh to entice me this a.m., creates work for me #fail #knowyourmarket
People calling others adolescents and other ad hominum attacks when they don't agree with ideas #theinternets
RT @adrianco: RT @rhm2k: Idempotence Is Not a Medical Condition http://buff.ly/19IhSrt <+1 Truly, an exceptionally well done article. < Pat…
RT @foodiegrl: @davemangot omg. Right?? @amazonfresh Also left us a box of @Barilla amongst the crap frm Kraft & Campbells. This is SF. #to…
RT @chorankates: @moshjeier today is my first day on call.. glad to finally have some skin in the game #devops
Replying to @_lennart
whenever I schedule it, nothing on the calendar atm
Replying to @hasschapman
sounds good to me!
RT @moshjeier: I'm in need of a network engineer with above average programming skills in San Francisco. If you're referral gets hired I'll…
RT @Geek_Manager: Every time you think “boys are better at x, girls are better at y” replace “better at” with “more rewarded for”. You’ll b…
Replying to @moshjeier
I would care
@CoupleApp what's up with the animal avatars and loss of wallpaper pics all of a sudden?
@UberSoc when can we expect kit Kat support (i.e. no more hangs and crashes)?
The price of apathy is to be ruled be evil men - Plato #devops
Replying to @CoupleSupport
I'm on wifi
Replying to @jordansissel and @stahnma
don't worry, I have a solve
Replying to @CoupleSupport
they're back, on the same wifis I've been using since installing pair
Replying to @littleidea
I know you can show me?
RT @Benioff: All 501c3s get Salesforce for free. http://www.gilliancycles.com/salesforce-nonprofits-a-match-made-in-heaven/
RT @obfuscurity: Today is a really exciting day for the future of Graphite. https://github.com/graphite-project/graphite-web/pull/519 /ht @brutasse @pyr #monitoringlove
.@jathanism:...don't have to use FPM...want to...makes our lives easier...Packaging is a hard problem...FPM makes it easy. @jordansissel
Replying to @constantine_jn
"Disney class" sounds like a naval warship designation
Empathy: The Essence of DevOps http://pocket.co/s2WCq. Fits in well with my ideas about #devopskata. Increased empathy increased devops.
Now where is my PKI and why can't I remember that damn password? https://research.microsoft.com/en-us/people/mickens/thisworldofours.pdf #securityresearchers
Rolling forward is a perfectly acceptable rollback strategy
RT @moshjeier: Quick, boil down devops and it's benefits in a single slide to be presented to upper management. Go!
Replying to @moshjeier
amen brother
Replying to @gwestr
misery loves company?!
@UberSoc no kit Kat love for Uber social pro users? Are we supposed to switch to Plume?
Executive #devops feeding frenzy
Replying to @moshjeier
get off my lawn
OH: are you tracking that on your #devops fitbit?
RT @monkeybrainsnet: MonkeyBrains is excited about [the loss of] Net Neutrality -- we'll get more customers!
Replying to @gwestr
better than a GTM
RT @Firebase: Beautifully annotate, share and collaborate on code snippets with Dakuto, a new Firebase app by @atlantisa7 http://t.co/p8eCo…
RT @raypendyck: Looking for software developers to join our @salesforce Monitoring & Mgmt team. #DreamJob http://goo.gl/CHxk9N and http:…
RT @jtaschek: Amazing! @salesforce ! So proud #7 on FORTUNE’s Best Companies to Work For list. http://money.cnn.com/magazines/fortune/best-companies/2014/list/ #gptw100Best @benioff
RT @jathanism: "The only thing we automate around here is fuck-ups!"
RT @littleidea: you should probably watch this:
'Stop Hiring Devops Experts (And Start Growing Them)' -- @jezhumble
https://t.co/yQpImWa…
RT @moshjeier: OH: DOA == DevOps Architecture #devops
Replying to @moshjeier
what about rocket doctors?
Replying to @moshjeier
just pythons
Replying to @moshjeier
monkeypatch!
Replying to @moshjeier
echoes of hawks fans past #SB40
Replying to @obfuscurity, @auxesis and @iamdanryan
need both talks but changing tools is easy, culture hard. Without culture just cargo culting.
"Culture is the operating system. It doesn't matter how many apps you build on top if you don't get the operating system right."-@Benioff
Replying to @moshjeier
we forgive you
That awkward moment when ICMP enters your marriage: "Can I ping you?" "ECHO REPLY" "What'd you say smart guy!?!?" #networking
OH: the first thing you need to do at a software startup is get some working software
We need to re-associate the term Enterprise with importance, data quality, and uptime (h/t Mike Christian)
RT @parkerharris: http://readwrite.com/2014/01/22/ibm-sap-profit-amazon-cloud#awesm=~otMp8npz3SunFH
do you want to see this in your car @gwester?
writing curriculum to teach afterschool class for kids about 'puters (hw, net, etc, not JUST code), pointers wanted, will CC lic. #compclub
RT @patrickdebois: I think the correct message is that the next silo to integrate on a cultural level are the network folks, not just netwo…
@UberSoc thanks for the update but still hang/crash on kit Kat
@superfell so bummed about the demise of the Squeezebox. Absolutely love mine.
Replying to @botchagalupe
if you're talking about east-west traffic (hadoop, etc.), then definitely
Replying to @hasschapman and @_lennart
do you have dates for your San Francisco trip? Would love to get you on the MeetUp schedule.
Replying to @hasschapman and @_lennart
can work around your schedule, what night would you like to talk about @graylog2? Will provide food and beer. :)
@absoludicrous haha, PPT, M$FT trolls @gwester in his sleep!
Replying to @hasschapman
for the presentation or along with the presentation?
Replying to @hasschapman
no problem at all
Replying to @hasschapman
I'll see if I can get a room and let you know, should be fine
RT @Benioff: Thanks @EvelynRusli @wsj for covering ideas on how to fix San Francisco. http://blogs.wsj.com/digits/2014/01/30/salesforce-ceo-benioff-on-how-to-fix-san-francisco/
Replying to @hasschapman
All good, I've got a room reserved, thanks!
RT @charlieisaacs: A single-day transaction record was broken today at @salesforce -- over 1,652,000 transactions were executed on the plat…