RT @bdha: If being a sysadmin has taught me anything it’s that complaining about something causes it to fix itself two seconds later.
Replying to @jeremy_carroll and @obfuscurity
we'll leave the light on for ya
RT @berkun: Upgrading a culture is far harder than upgrading technology.
RT @raypendyck: Looking for a Graphite, python developer to join our Monitoring & Mgmt team http://goo.gl/2mV2Eh #DreamJob @SalesforceEng
RT @aleszek: By September coding will be mandatory in British schools. What the hell, America? http://pando.com/2014/02/10/by-next-year-coding-will-be-mandatory-in-british-schools-what-the-hell-america/ via @pandodaily
San Francisco logging meet up group happening now @SalesforceEng with @hasschapman, @_lennart presenting @graylog2
Replying to @moshjeier, @gwestr and @ryanguest
... on the desktops in a container
@_lennart @hasschapman thanks for a great presentation last night, remote presenter, live demo...broke a lot of rules in one evening!
Replying to @moshjeier, @gwestr and @ryanguest
but you can't roll back to host OS to a clean slate once polluted
Replying to @solarce and @obfuscurity
everything is cool when you're part of a team
Most companies we work with aren't this interested in our API #techredflag
Replying to @byron_miller
haha, I was talking about a vendor, only the smallest SFDC customers don't use the API in some way
RT @chorankates: recruiter sends interview request for 'senior devops' role, follow link for more info: site wide outage #isthispartofthein…
RT @ijoyce People who still use the term devops seriously. <- h8rs gonna...
I am the village's resident paradigm agitator (and therefore obviously not the werewolf)
But who will troll the trolls?
Sometimes the only way to deliver is sheer force of will
Replying to @absoludicrous
if that is your default or only device then I agree
Replying to @absoludicrous
no doubt! Systems thinking FTW!
Replying to @TKEsmalls
"@soccer6 @moshjeier @jathanism oh my, it's just AMS?
Giving back to the city of San Francisco #salesforce15 #salesforce15
Replying to @moshjeier
well there was that one time @botchagalupe threatened to take to C from CAMS!
Replying to @iteration1
that could be my new wallpaper
Replying to @jeremy_carroll and @obfuscurity
ditto
Replying to @gregoehmen
what is a preschool pickup line? "Nice crayons?"
Replying to @botchagalupe and @garethr
is not "echo reply" more proper? (icmp-wise of course)
Stand by please, oh won't you stand by please, we are experiencing, technical, difficulties
Just got my MonitoringLove Tee from https://teespring.com/monitoringlove. Available for the next 7 days via @teespring
The bummer moment when you find out your old colleague @jboner is coming to speak at @SalesforceEng when you'll be traveling.
Alan the technicolor architect
Replying to @moshjeier
he's got a gdocs folder full of multicolored whiteboard pics, oooh shiny
A functional test for happy hour
RT @littleidea: periodic reminder that @b6n http://blog.b3k.us/2012/01/24/some-rules.html
In honor of March 14th.
It's DevOps business time
Replying to @simonjweaver
nice picture of Mike Wizowski
RT @Benioff: This is a great New York Times article on the state of our industry worth reading! http://nyti.ms/1cRCSrD
Replying to @gwestr
the greenfield is always greener...
RT @tolles: Seriously. This counter skewering of the outrage about SF is the best thing I've read in forever. Bravo, Chronicle http://t.co/…
The more you rail against #DevOps, the more you prove yourself to be the part of tech culture we're trying to fix. #respect
Replying to @gregoehmen
looks more like anti DevOps. Seems to ignore the fact we stand on the shoulders of those before us, instead point is we're dumb.
Replying to @iteration1
dunno but pirates write all their statistical analysis in aRrrrrr. ;)
Replying to @TKEsmalls
pics or it didn't happen
Replying to @TKEsmalls and @moshjeier
OMG
@gregoehmen Seriously, how do we configure images that run on immutable infrastructure or Docker containers? tcsh? Bit of glossing over.
Replying to @gregoehmen
Puppet/Chef/Ansible makes cfg mgt overly simple, otherwise I need to know 'useradd' on all OSs. Some things missing in blog
Replying to @moshjeier, @chorankates and @gregoehmen
andsec!
Replying to @hatofmonkeys, @gregoehmen, @chorankates and @moshjeier
unless the tool is dull, don't blame the tool, otherwise of course KISS
OH: why is there never enough time to do it right the first time, but will be time enough to redo it later?
Unbounce and @SalesforceEng Present Tech Security Talks http://blogs.developerforce.com/engineering/2014/03/salesforce-com-and-unbounce-present-tech-security-talks.html
RT @jordansissel: If ops folks treated their cars and homes like software, nobody would have working cars, and homes would all be on fire.
Just had to ask cabbie not to drive 90 on the 101, where is my Uber from SFO @synack?
Replying to @synack
/me sighs
We have to control the hostility of the system - @simonjweaver
RT @lxt OH: "there is a branch in my local git repo that I cannot account for called "why-the-fuck-am-I-doing-this" @chorankates
Replying to @simonjweaver
simian army
Replying to @gwestr
dude, seriously, Velcro cable straps
RT @simonjweaver Humans, power tools, and robots... Choose two?
One of the best and most clearly written! @gwestr
RT @brian_brazil: If Aretha Franklin was a programmer, she’d want a little R-S-P-E-C
Replying to @jathanism
their loss, our gain!
Replying to @igb
wow! congrats!
RT @RealGeneKim: OH @damonedwards: “There’s only 2 job types: 1 can justify its existence by its contrib to the org, and…ok, I lied… there’…
A business that makes no money is a charity. Tools without the #devops culture is an armory. #fetchmycoconutheadphones
Sporting the love! #monitoringlove
Actually, I am the compensating control
RT @jathanism: Dear Internet:
I’m looking for a fixed width (aka monospace) version of the ever-popular Comic Sans font. Hook me up.
Replying to @moshjeier
love that ride!
RT @peggymangot: Congrats @bjwilson34 @JLopatecki @arrosie @LarryRubin mano, cousin & entire @TubeMogul team! Well deserved success! http:…
RT @damonedwards: Excellent animated video explaining the engineering culture at Spotify (lots of Agile and DevOps topics) http://t.co/dH7A…
Replying to @josephruscio
+1, and I don't drink coffee
RT @semanticwill: "The only thing more difficult than starting something new in an organization is stopping something old." - Ackoff
Getting ridiculous enough when you can't decide whether it's an actual email from a recruiter or if someone is trolling you with satire
Chief DevOps Instigator