RT @log1kal: Part of this Riemann config ingests the SendGrid event stream and posts it to Librato Metrics. That is AWESOME. http://t.co/cS…
Replying to @bridgetkromhout
sign me up!
RT @Benioff: Friedman preached that the business of business is to engage in activities designed to increase profits. He's wrong. http://t.…
The @EAT24 app accepts @GoogleWallet, but I still throw dollar bills at my phone because I like to party. LOL.
Rock, paper, scissors inception
RT @solarce: If you're not following @bridgetkromhout and aware of all the awesome contributions she makes to the #devops community, you sh…
RT @LISAConference: #srecon is crossing the pond! Announcing #srecon15europe | Dublin, Ireland | 14-15 May https://www.usenix.org/conference/srecon15europe
RT @netmgmt: Large scale real-time #cloud #analytics with @librato @solarwinds #sflow http://blog.sflow.com/2015/02/cloud-analytics.html
RT @BloomTV: Accepting CEO of the Year award at #Crunchies, @Benioff challenges CEOs to give 1% of their time, profits and equity. http://t…
RT @aujoshi: "If everything is important, then nothing is."
From @patricklencioni's classic Leadership book '5 Dysfunctions of a Team'
That eerie feeling when the cloud smells like a data center.
When the video you stayed up late to watch is not showing on Netflix, but is on the Netflix platform itself #opslife #DevOps
RT @roidrage: Instead of crushing it or killing it, how about just working towards something great at a reasonable pace, getting better wit…
There's a lot more to cloud than just services and VMs on demand
RT @obfuscurity: Looking for ops-engineer types to build cool stuff with me @Librato. Ping me here or jdixon at librato dot com if interest…
Replying to @davemangot
RT @SalesforceWIT: Cathy Polinsky, VP of Engineering, kicks off our @BayAreaGGD< go Cathy!!!
RT @tweets_so_fresh: puppet, chef, ansible? Really?! https://twitter.com/tweets_so_fresh/status/566017702935146496/photo/1
Austin peeps, any good Meetups happening week of 3/9? @iteration1
Replying to @iteration1
do I need to prepare slides? ;)
Replying to @iteration1 and @behemphi
funny, have a blog post I've been working on that could... :)
Replying to @behemphi and @iteration1
Sure, DM your email. I moved my flight earlier.
Replying to @hackenfoo
b/c we always try to get better! #kaizen
RT @_rayjenkins: yisssssss, good.
You only think you understand entropy until you've experienced your home in the presence of a 2 year old #dadops
Replying to @solarce
may her reign last 1000 years!
Openings on my Ops team @Librato! AWS, Cassandra, Storm, metrics^3...LMK@librato at mangot dot com with interest #monitoringlove #DevOps
RT @_lennart: fifty shades of incompatible syslog formats
RT @dominicad: Time is gettin short. Submit your #devops talks to #Agile2015 before Feb 22 deadline. Plz RT. http://agile2015.agilealliance.org/for-speakers/
Replying to @obfuscurity
the west is the best
Would someone make the 50 shades of #DevOps joke already?
Replying to @solarce
close enough!
RT @_ericelliott: Every software engineer needs to read Continuous Delivery by @jezhumble and @davefarley77. http://smile.amazon.com/Continuous-Delivery-Deployment-Automation-Addison-Wesley/dp/0321601912/ http://…
Replying to @jeffsussna
carpe diem
RT @GoldrattBooks: “An expert is not someone that gives you the answer, it is someone that asks you the right question.” —Eli Goldratt #toc…
@YamahaCorpUS, please make F018 firmware for HTR-5063 available on your website under "Support". You have the install instructions only.
RT @behemphi: Excited for #AustinDevOps! http://goo.gl/NgcMVB @CristineDraper previews #chefconf talk, then @davemangot talks DevOps in …
RT @SylviaMorelli: Subsystems of the human brain are engaged to share positive vs. negative touch of others http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0010945215000532
Looking through old favorites for tweets for an upcoming deck, just ridiculous how many @obfuscurity tweets make me LOL eg. systemd/OpenBSD
My goodness, tuning a monitoring system the old fashioned way is like an old school Public Enemy/Anthrax jam #makeitstop
RT @pereiragoncalo: @patrickdebois @RealGeneKim @mariussturm I was laughing at the whole thing until I saw Gene's profile there...
Hey @mindweather, maybe we could add 40 multiple choice questions to our certification (https://github.com/dmangot/devops-certifyme) in order to keep pace
In an industry where certifications are generally worth almost nothing, adding another 40 m/c cert onto the pile doesn't seem to help much
RT @SteveElsewhere: @davemangot certs are a relic of an age when barrier to entry was high, information was centralized and slow and measur…
RT @bridgetkromhout: Tonight, at @aws_mn, I mentioned @obfuscurity's Graphite book is in early release. Two people in the conversation were…
Just bought Monitoring with Graphite by @obfuscurity at 50% off! with discount code 'WKERES' from @OReillyMedia (and you should too) #woot!
Replying to @mindweather
is water wet?! :) no costs on site tho
RT @SteveElsewhere: Hey #DevOps fans! Check out http://j.mp/1yYzlBQ - a simple and interactive collection of qualities of leading softwa…
RT @mindweather: SF Folks: want to make your postmortems more awesome?
Register for the 3/2 Awesome Postmortems Workshop: https://t.co/BXd…
RT @genetics_blog: In defense of Fahrenheit
@kanbanpad, the basic example from your API documentation gives a 'No such app' Heroku error :( Trying to get my data
Replying to @josephruscio
how many mission fires does that make lately?!?
RT @DaveJosephsen: Developer evangelist survival kit (guitar capo optional)
RT @obfuscurity: Gonna be in Austin in a couple weeks. If you’re in town find me at http://www.meetup.com/austin-devops/events/220578812/ and say hello.
RT @adamhjk: Here is the thing about DevOps training: if it's being run by people who like maps, but haven't walked the ground, I'm worried…
Replying to @TKEsmalls
gorgeous city, gorgeous part of Poland
Replying to @TKEsmalls
old Town, Auschwitz, Tatras
RT @mindweather: Register for a full-day Awesome Postmortems workshop in San Francisco on March 2.
https://ti.to/mindweather/awesome-postmortems-sf-2015
#justculture
#…
Where are the good discussions happening about running #cassandra on AWS? Also hiring same.
Replying to @stanlemon
*shrugs*, don't require my services anymore, sorry
RT @josephruscio: Finally completed the switch to @SlackHQ today! Huge kudos to @hackenfoo for migrating our #chatops implementation over w…
Instead of spot bonuses and individual rewards, maybe we should reward high performing teams #be_agile
Replying to @constantine_jn
what's a "DevOps project"?
RT @usenix: .@josephruscio will speak on @Librato’s internal feature-flagging system at #srecon15 https://www.usenix.org/conference/srecon15/program