RT @velocityconf: Introducing @operableinc's Cog for ChatOps https://blog.operable.io/introducing-cog-8a682e42a25a#.nehdpyi6m
Ok, been doing too much of one or the other if the Terraform logo looks to me like a Destiny ghost
RT @mindweather: We're running the Awesome Postmortems workshop @Monitorama PDX venue on June 29!
Early birds register here: https://t.co/…
RT @aidanskinner: @_JHR_ best thing i've done in my job so far has been wire up pingdom to a jenkins job to restart things. 100% success ra…
Replying to @TKEsmalls
still waiting...
RT @iamclovin: Short demo of how you can get your @Librato graphs in Slack with @asknestor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6phq75z9v4
Replying to @davemangot
@TKEsmalls☺
The details are not the details. They make the design. - Charles Eames
My #devopsdays Belgium 2014 talk video has disappeared from the Internet. If anyone could provide me a copy, I'd be eternally grateful.
Replying to @kfinnbraun
ugh, WTH
"My @pagerduty alert notification is like the Rorschach test of ops sounds" - @petercnorton
RT @girlrising: Empowered girls grow into empowered women. Happy #InternationalWomensDay!
RT @oscon: .@thefutureian @rburkebile at #OSCON: "Knocking Down Blockers: Transform Your Company Into An Open Source Contrib" https://t.co/…
RT @dosnostalgic: RT if you remember
RT @dancres: An org that cannot tolerate questions will never adapt, learn or be best at anything much.
Protip: DO NOT try and build Terraform on a MacBook Air. #hilarityensues
RT @papa_fire: There is a bash script at the end of every #devops road.
RT @igor_moochnick: Monitoring systems should be more scalable, robust, highly available than any of the systems it monitors and not an aft…
RT @TheRealKartik: It's official! Driverless cars will definitely arrive before driverless printers.
"...wanted to be...I wrote down ‘happy.’...told me I didn’t understand assignment...I told them they didn’t understand life.” -John Lennon
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not “Eureka!” but “That’s funny…” -Isaac Asimov
RT @LiveHive: How One Salesforce Employee Beat Cancer and Helped Raise Over $1 Million http://buff.ly/1Wl7Yze @Benioff https://t.co/79Dwr8…
RT @DocOnDev: If you're going to copy an organization's model, dig deep. What we first see is often not the model. How they got there is th…
Awesome! @selenakyle is amazing. Congrats @courtneynash and Ally. https://twitter.com/courtneynash/status/709788624334630913
Replying to @petecheslock
I just put something in rc.local #shootmenow
RT @luk3thomas: Visualize memory usage from Google Chrome http://luk3thomas.com/collecting-chrome-memory-stats-20160318.html
RT @AlixeCormick: #FF Women founders in FinTech – (23) Gift Cards: @yifteedonna (Donna Novitsky) of @Yiftee; @peggymangot (Peggy Mangot) of…
Talk proposals submitted! Phew! Feels great.
The clueless stupidity level of the replies to this tweet are as astounding as they are pathetic https://twitter.com/Gaohmee/status/710761100896133124
Replying to @davemangot
put simply: bigotry = blackball
Gotta say, it's pretty darn satisfying to Terraform an entire new engineering habitat with all the bells and whistles in one fell swoop.
Replying to @wickett
yours or theirs?
Replying to @wickett
sound advice!
Replying to @binford2k
I have to take two elevators to park in the designated bicycle parking at my LEED Platinum office building
RT @DaveJosephsen: pending bytes bites
RT @cshl1: Take the 2016 DevOps Survey presented by @puppetlabs and DORA: http://bit.ly/2016DevOpsSurvey
RT @KentBeck: The only way it's all going to go according to plan is if you don't learn anything
RT @markimbriaco: NoOps is an even dumber term than NoSQL. At least NoSQL didn't imply that you don't need data anymore, just a different i…
RT @sadoperator: Go away or I will replace you with a very large and unmaintainable Puppet module
RT @bmf: When media companies encrypt our stuff, it's digital rights management. When we encrypt our stuff, it's aiding terrorists.
Emacs keybindings for Microsoft Word. Thank you anonymous wonderful person. http://hints.macworld.com/article.php?story=20070215034801484
RT @kelseyhightower: "no ops" is real, but only for those that don't do ops. It's the sign of a great ops team behind the scenes enabling y…
RT @YelpEngineering: Join us at YelpHQ tomorrow for the SF Network Visibility Meetup where @sflow will be talking about sFlow telemetry htt…
Finally completed my registration for the best monitoring conference on earth, @Monitorama! See you there.
@tweetings how do I share a link to a tweet instead of the contents of a tweet?
RT @petecheslock: Decided to blog about why this Spotify example is one of many ways you wont get rich at your startup. https://t.co/3OEyE…
Replying to @pczarkowski
got one today for a contract VMware admin on Windows in West Chester, PA if that's more your style. #resumegrepfail
Replying to @moshjeier and @stack72
but once you go serverless, nothing ever goes dow<EOT>
RT @petercnorton: @petercnorton Hugs to anyone trying to use us-east-1 now :(
Gotta admit @petercnorton, feels pretty awesome that we could run @Librato out of us-west-2 right now if we so chose
OH: I think Musk is a hybrid between Steve Jobs and Tony Stark
RT @stack72: Every time I give a DevOps / CD talk, @davemangot and @cread make their way into it :)
RT @aliciatweet: Big props to @msdev for donating $10k to @BlackGirlsCode instead of swag at the Women@Build event tonight 👍 https://t.co/Y…