RT @bdha: If being a sysadmin has taught me anything it’s that complaining about something causes it to fix itself two seconds later.
Sat Mar 01 18:08:33 +0000 2014Replying to @jeremy_carroll and @obfuscurity
we'll leave the light on for ya
Mon Mar 03 08:15:48 +0000 2014RT @berkun: Upgrading a culture is far harder than upgrading technology.
Mon Mar 03 23:49:05 +0000 2014RT @raypendyck: Looking for a Graphite, python developer to join our Monitoring & Mgmt team http://goo.gl/2mV2Eh #DreamJob @SalesforceEng
Tue Mar 04 00:28:50 +0000 2014RT @aleszek: By September coding will be mandatory in British schools. What the hell, America? http://pando.com/2014/02/10/by-next-year-coding-will-be-mandatory-in-british-schools-what-the-hell-america/ via @pandodaily
Tue Mar 04 00:31:21 +0000 2014San Francisco logging meet up group happening now @SalesforceEng with @hasschapman, @_lennart presenting @graylog2
Tue Mar 04 03:07:40 +0000 2014Replying to @moshjeier, @gwestr and @ryanguest
... on the desktops in a container
Tue Mar 04 17:31:21 +0000 2014@_lennart @hasschapman thanks for a great presentation last night, remote presenter, live demo...broke a lot of rules in one evening!
Tue Mar 04 17:39:04 +0000 2014Replying to @moshjeier, @gwestr and @ryanguest
but you can't roll back to host OS to a clean slate once polluted
Tue Mar 04 17:50:03 +0000 2014Replying to @solarce and @obfuscurity
everything is cool when you're part of a team
Wed Mar 05 15:15:32 +0000 2014Most companies we work with aren't this interested in our API #techredflag
Wed Mar 05 16:48:55 +0000 2014Replying to @byron_miller
haha, I was talking about a vendor, only the smallest SFDC customers don't use the API in some way
Wed Mar 05 17:15:27 +0000 2014RT @chorankates: recruiter sends interview request for 'senior devops' role, follow link for more info: site wide outage #isthispartofthein…
Thu Mar 06 03:23:55 +0000 2014RT @ijoyce People who still use the term devops seriously. <- h8rs gonna...
Thu Mar 06 03:26:31 +0000 2014I am the village's resident paradigm agitator (and therefore obviously not the werewolf)
Thu Mar 06 17:29:18 +0000 2014But who will troll the trolls?
Thu Mar 06 17:30:40 +0000 2014Sometimes the only way to deliver is sheer force of will
Fri Mar 07 03:12:18 +0000 2014Replying to @absoludicrous
if that is your default or only device then I agree
Fri Mar 07 07:09:25 +0000 2014Replying to @absoludicrous
no doubt! Systems thinking FTW!
Fri Mar 07 15:49:51 +0000 2014Replying to @TKEsmalls
"@soccer6 @moshjeier @jathanism oh my, it's just AMS?
Fri Mar 07 20:46:29 +0000 2014Giving back to the city of San Francisco #salesforce15 #salesforce15
Fri Mar 07 20:59:28 +0000 2014Replying to @moshjeier
well there was that one time @botchagalupe threatened to take to C from CAMS!
Fri Mar 07 21:17:27 +0000 2014Replying to @iteration1
that could be my new wallpaper
Sat Mar 08 03:42:51 +0000 2014Replying to @jeremy_carroll and @obfuscurity
ditto
Sat Mar 08 03:48:50 +0000 2014Replying to @gregoehmen
what is a preschool pickup line? "Nice crayons?"
Sat Mar 08 03:50:47 +0000 2014Replying to @botchagalupe and @garethr
is not "echo reply" more proper? (icmp-wise of course)
Sun Mar 09 17:01:43 +0000 2014Stand by please, oh won't you stand by please, we are experiencing, technical, difficulties
Sun Mar 09 18:21:57 +0000 2014Just got my MonitoringLove Tee from https://teespring.com/monitoringlove. Available for the next 7 days via @teespring
Mon Mar 10 01:54:29 +0000 2014The bummer moment when you find out your old colleague @jboner is coming to speak at @SalesforceEng when you'll be traveling.
Thu Mar 13 18:49:15 +0000 2014Alan the technicolor architect
Thu Mar 13 22:05:07 +0000 2014Replying to @moshjeier
he's got a gdocs folder full of multicolored whiteboard pics, oooh shiny
Thu Mar 13 22:15:14 +0000 2014A functional test for happy hour
Thu Mar 13 23:16:04 +0000 2014RT @littleidea: periodic reminder that @b6n http://blog.b3k.us/2012/01/24/some-rules.html
Fri Mar 14 13:29:46 +0000 2014In honor of March 14th.
Fri Mar 14 16:10:18 +0000 2014It's DevOps business time
Fri Mar 14 23:19:33 +0000 2014Replying to @simonjweaver
nice picture of Mike Wizowski
Sat Mar 15 03:25:41 +0000 2014RT @Benioff: This is a great New York Times article on the state of our industry worth reading! http://nyti.ms/1cRCSrD
Sun Mar 16 16:18:54 +0000 2014Replying to @gwestr
the greenfield is always greener...
Sun Mar 16 22:52:24 +0000 2014RT @tolles: Seriously. This counter skewering of the outrage about SF is the best thing I've read in forever. Bravo, Chronicle http://t.co/…
Mon Mar 17 01:17:59 +0000 2014The more you rail against #DevOps, the more you prove yourself to be the part of tech culture we're trying to fix. #respect
Mon Mar 17 01:35:56 +0000 2014Replying to @gregoehmen
looks more like anti DevOps. Seems to ignore the fact we stand on the shoulders of those before us, instead point is we're dumb.
Mon Mar 17 18:08:27 +0000 2014Replying to @iteration1
dunno but pirates write all their statistical analysis in aRrrrrr. ;)
Mon Mar 17 18:19:02 +0000 2014Replying to @TKEsmalls
pics or it didn't happen
Mon Mar 17 18:20:02 +0000 2014Replying to @TKEsmalls and @moshjeier
OMG
Mon Mar 17 20:32:38 +0000 2014@gregoehmen Seriously, how do we configure images that run on immutable infrastructure or Docker containers? tcsh? Bit of glossing over.
Mon Mar 17 22:09:50 +0000 2014Replying to @gregoehmen
Puppet/Chef/Ansible makes cfg mgt overly simple, otherwise I need to know 'useradd' on all OSs. Some things missing in blog
Mon Mar 17 22:22:56 +0000 2014Replying to @moshjeier, @chorankates and @gregoehmen
andsec!
Tue Mar 18 00:20:08 +0000 2014Replying to @hatofmonkeys, @gregoehmen, @chorankates and @moshjeier
unless the tool is dull, don't blame the tool, otherwise of course KISS
Tue Mar 18 12:19:38 +0000 2014OH: why is there never enough time to do it right the first time, but will be time enough to redo it later?
Wed Mar 19 02:38:11 +0000 2014Unbounce and @SalesforceEng Present Tech Security Talks http://blogs.developerforce.com/engineering/2014/03/salesforce-com-and-unbounce-present-tech-security-talks.html
Wed Mar 19 14:08:37 +0000 2014RT @jordansissel: If ops folks treated their cars and homes like software, nobody would have working cars, and homes would all be on fire.
Thu Mar 20 22:52:30 +0000 2014Just had to ask cabbie not to drive 90 on the 101, where is my Uber from SFO @synack?
Fri Mar 21 06:57:14 +0000 2014Replying to @synack
/me sighs
Fri Mar 21 14:07:38 +0000 2014We have to control the hostility of the system - @simonjweaver
Fri Mar 21 18:59:30 +0000 2014RT @lxt OH: "there is a branch in my local git repo that I cannot account for called "why-the-fuck-am-I-doing-this" @chorankates
Sat Mar 22 00:32:44 +0000 2014Replying to @simonjweaver
simian army
Sat Mar 22 01:22:14 +0000 2014Replying to @gwestr
dude, seriously, Velcro cable straps
Sat Mar 22 17:38:07 +0000 2014RT @simonjweaver Humans, power tools, and robots... Choose two?
Sun Mar 23 03:19:37 +0000 2014One of the best and most clearly written! @gwestr
Sun Mar 23 22:17:29 +0000 2014RT @brian_brazil: If Aretha Franklin was a programmer, she’d want a little R-S-P-E-C
Tue Mar 25 03:46:14 +0000 2014Replying to @jathanism
their loss, our gain!
Tue Mar 25 03:59:55 +0000 2014Replying to @igb
wow! congrats!
Tue Mar 25 13:26:00 +0000 2014RT @RealGeneKim: OH @damonedwards: “There’s only 2 job types: 1 can justify its existence by its contrib to the org, and…ok, I lied… there’…
Tue Mar 25 15:48:51 +0000 2014A business that makes no money is a charity. Tools without the #devops culture is an armory. #fetchmycoconutheadphones
Wed Mar 26 03:10:35 +0000 2014Sporting the love! #monitoringlove
Wed Mar 26 14:18:14 +0000 2014Actually, I am the compensating control
Thu Mar 27 00:17:32 +0000 2014RT @jathanism: Dear Internet:
I’m looking for a fixed width (aka monospace) version of the ever-popular Comic Sans font. Hook me up.
Thu Mar 27 04:07:08 +0000 2014Replying to @moshjeier
love that ride!
Thu Mar 27 04:09:02 +0000 2014RT @peggymangot: Congrats @bjwilson34 @JLopatecki @arrosie @LarryRubin mano, cousin & entire @TubeMogul team! Well deserved success! http:…
Fri Mar 28 04:14:44 +0000 2014RT @damonedwards: Excellent animated video explaining the engineering culture at Spotify (lots of Agile and DevOps topics) http://t.co/dH7A…
Fri Mar 28 16:09:08 +0000 2014Replying to @josephruscio
+1, and I don't drink coffee
Sat Mar 29 01:57:24 +0000 2014RT @semanticwill: "The only thing more difficult than starting something new in an organization is stopping something old." - Ackoff
Mon Mar 31 14:05:03 +0000 2014Getting ridiculous enough when you can't decide whether it's an actual email from a recruiter or if someone is trolling you with satire
Mon Mar 31 15:21:11 +0000 2014Chief DevOps Instigator
Tue Apr 01 02:51:52 +0000 2014