Felt crazy blessed plotting the future with my talented @Librato ops team today, now including @petercnorton! #stillhiring
Tue Jun 02 04:09:17 +0000 2015Containers in a nutshell: "Look ma! No GRUB!"
Wed Jun 03 18:49:45 +0000 2015Just a crazy gorgeous day for @Librato hack day!
Thu Jun 04 18:21:09 +0000 2015RT @sammaule: Great job @peggymangot Part of @Innotribe's Power Women in FinTech Index http://bit.ly/1Jrojzm
Sat Jun 06 16:42:49 +0000 2015Not clear on the concept
Mon Jun 08 00:16:28 +0000 2015Deleted @Uber off my phone and replaced it with @FlywheelNow as my secondary behind @lyft. #valuesmatter
Mon Jun 08 04:45:35 +0000 2015RT @sadoperator: VENDOR: to make your life easier we built the DevOps Management Console™
ME: console?
VENDOR: just open your web browser..…
Wed Jun 10 14:11:27 +0000 2015RT @obfuscurity: So I wrote a thing about the origins of @Monitorama over on the @Librato blog. http://libra.to/1L21P8M #monitoringlove
Thu Jun 11 04:39:15 +0000 2015Protip: spell check your slides people. Shows respect for your audience. Doesn't distract from your presentation.
Thu Jun 11 05:00:36 +0000 2015RT @WFMU: RIP Ornette: http://nytimes.com/2015/06/12/arts/music/ornette-coleman-jazz-saxophonist-dies-at-85-obituary.html
Thu Jun 11 14:51:34 +0000 2015RT @importantshock: "They're porting pf to Solaris. Nobody has ported iptables anywhere. Except the trash can." — @potsdamnhacker
Fri Jun 12 21:44:49 +0000 2015RT @DaveJosephsen: In three days ill be @Monitorama talking about stream processing! So excite!
Sat Jun 13 16:54:44 +0000 2015As someone who was lucky enough to work with/for some amazing women scientists early in my career, the #distractinglysexy hashtag is great!
Sat Jun 13 17:06:43 +0000 2015OH: you can stop whisper screaming, everyone can hear you
Sun Jun 14 04:31:24 +0000 2015I'd say the 5th bullet point makes the purchase of this SSD worth it all by itself
Sun Jun 14 20:36:03 +0000 2015@Ustream #monitorama livestream audio is clipping
Mon Jun 15 17:13:54 +0000 2015RT @nonsenso: "Monitoring is not an optional feature." @kartar <- THIS. SO YES MUCH THIS! #monitorama
Tue Jun 16 03:41:29 +0000 2015RT @allspaw: Yes, I do wish I was at #monitorama.
Tue Jun 16 03:46:57 +0000 2015Need 2 find place for @_lennart 2 give talk, all ur coworkers r w/@obfuscurity @#monitorama, @jeremy_carroll's coworkers r w/u @ bar #love!
Tue Jun 16 03:56:29 +0000 2015Replying to @mcddjj
regrettably no
Tue Jun 16 04:02:26 +0000 2015So proud of Ops team member @DaveJosephsen for positively killing it at #monitorama talking about how we do stream processing @Librato
Tue Jun 16 23:08:19 +0000 2015Because harassing journalists & degrading women isn't enough, now it's after cyclists & pedestrians. Thanks Uber! http://www.sfbike.org/news/stand-up-against-uber-for-a-truly-safer-market-street/#.VYC8U7Hm0I4.twitter
Wed Jun 17 00:24:16 +0000 2015If you liked @DaveJosephsen's #monitorama talks & want to work with him & other talented folks like him @Librato, yes, actually I am hiring!
Wed Jun 17 07:04:51 +0000 2015RT @joecise: @DaveJosephsen @obfuscurity Thanks for being the James Mickens of this year. :-)
Fri Jun 19 04:09:48 +0000 2015Replying to @obfuscurity
good because instead of kicking myself repeatedly for missing it, I can look forward to hanging with you in Europe
Fri Jun 19 04:24:08 +0000 2015RT @SFlogging: Come join us this Wed as @_lennart of @graylog2 presents @taulia about the latest in the @graylog2 project! http://t.co/N4Rt…
Fri Jun 19 22:24:47 +0000 2015After not remembering which Star Trek character was the file server, Ops people learn to get real boring & descriptive with their naming
Tue Jun 23 00:28:03 +0000 2015Welcome to SF Bay #dockercon partying people. Please leave any actual containers you find on ships where you found them. Thanks.
Tue Jun 23 03:32:05 +0000 2015Replying to @TopoPal
no, but I live in SF
Tue Jun 23 05:31:53 +0000 2015Replying to @TopoPal
I'm around all week, hosting a Meetup Wed night
Tue Jun 23 05:33:53 +0000 2015RT @peternealon: Totally love this presentation by @DaveJosephsen from #monitorama 2015 https://vimeo.com/131502995 Great job, still pondering …
Tue Jun 23 21:15:57 +0000 2015RT @lissijean: An MVP is an experiment that teaches you something you didn't know, not a Version 1 where you know the outcome going in. #Le…
Tue Jun 23 21:56:39 +0000 2015Replying to @JeremyGrosser
less cars=less traffic, not other ways to transport cars
Wed Jun 24 04:39:44 +0000 2015Enterprise DevOps. Ask @RealGeneKim if E.D. is right for you.
h/t @pczarkowski
Wed Jun 24 04:42:40 +0000 2015Replying to @pczarkowski and @RealGeneKim
an Apple MBP a day keeps the DevOp away
Wed Jun 24 04:55:09 +0000 2015Replying to @JeremyGrosser
thankfully, we live on a peninsula, not an island
Wed Jun 24 06:56:20 +0000 2015RT @allspaw: Slide from our talk coming up #REA6 /cc @zperkov
Wed Jun 24 16:02:09 +0000 2015"There is a healthy lack of respect you gain for the things that run the Internet after a while" - @petercnorton lolz
Wed Jun 24 16:39:42 +0000 2015Looking forward to seeing everyone at the @SFlogging MeetUp tonight! http://www.meetup.com/Logging/events/223365984/
Wed Jun 24 20:37:57 +0000 2015RT @ikarzali: People in the modern world need nothing and want everything.Your kids are beautiful because they want nothing and need everyt…
Fri Jun 26 14:07:28 +0000 2015New favorite time appropriate #DevOps t-shirt spotted this morning:"Read-Only Friday"
Fri Jun 26 16:22:37 +0000 2015Replying to @UberGeekGirl
congrats Jessica!
Fri Jun 26 20:59:22 +0000 2015San Francisco, great murals in a jiffy!
Sat Jun 27 02:17:45 +0000 2015Replying to @littleidea
amen
Sun Jun 28 14:11:45 +0000 2015