@davemangot tweets

Replying to @obfuscurity

Will try and worship you even moar Dixon
 Tue Aug 01 15:28:18 +0000 2017

Replying to @obfuscurity

Therein lies the paradox!
 Tue Aug 01 15:31:41 +0000 2017

RT @SylviaMorelli: infants view helping as expected among individuals from the same group, but as optional otherwise http://www.pnas.org/content/114/31/8199.short?rss=1
 Wed Aug 02 14:22:18 +0000 2017

RT @littleidea: SRE write software
 Thu Aug 03 03:54:09 +0000 2017

The longer I do this, the more I realize almost every problem is a communication problem (or DNS)
 Thu Aug 03 23:10:25 +0000 2017

RT @QuinnyPig: “We sell sweaters, why are we building a bespoke container orchestration system?” is sometimes the hard question to ask. htt…
 Fri Aug 04 23:48:45 +0000 2017

Getting really fascinated with GraphQL lately. https://twitter.com/github/status/893490451184967680
 Sat Aug 05 02:34:24 +0000 2017

After years of making cultural change, it's SO unbelievably hard, just can't understand people who attack allies for imperfect alignment.
 Sat Aug 05 03:08:31 +0000 2017

Replying to @igb

Ha ha. The stench of the lower East side/Chinatown on a summer day of things rotting in the heat...OMG.
 Sat Aug 05 17:00:12 +0000 2017

Replying to @phrawzty, @airfrance and @algolia

The rest of your SF friends are chopped liver?? 😂
 Sun Aug 06 17:13:58 +0000 2017

To the Google manifesto author: got an AWFUL LOT of apologizing, growing up, & learning to do before you'd ever work on any of my teams
 Sun Aug 06 19:37:36 +0000 2017

Replying to @wpiman

Aha! A voice lashing out completely without context, it's a theme now! Huzzah!
 Mon Aug 07 01:09:34 +0000 2017

Replying to @Shug_2k

*scratches head*
 Mon Aug 07 02:01:13 +0000 2017

Replying to @Shug_2k

I'm scratching my head because I'm registered as an independent but you felt comfortable making an uneducated generalization... Oh wait...
 Mon Aug 07 02:12:05 +0000 2017

Replying to @Shug_2k

Only liberals are open minded? I'm learning so much.
 Mon Aug 07 02:22:20 +0000 2017

Replying to @Shug_2k and @JonathanMickle

I sincerely hope that the irony of apologizing for stereotyping while defending a stereotyper is not lost upon you.
 Mon Aug 07 02:32:43 +0000 2017

RT @KuraFire: Much excellent #GoogleManifesto coverage, but one major aspect has been mostly ignored: history COMPLETELY disagrees with Goo…
 Mon Aug 07 20:32:56 +0000 2017

Replying to @RP_McMurphy1963

Inability to apply systems thinking which results in degradation of performance of the entire system disqualifies.
 Tue Aug 08 04:00:57 +0000 2017

Replying to @RP_McMurphy1963

I'm talking about systems thinking and systems performance and you're beginning a discussion about wage gap. #notinterested
 Wed Aug 09 00:26:28 +0000 2017

RT @sdmouton: How bout you come at me if you wanna pick on a woman in tech, you spineless cowards. https://twitter.com/jilljubs/status/895070545238048768
 Wed Aug 09 05:56:19 +0000 2017

Replying to @amyengineer and @solarce

For me, it was always "the firewall" which is pretty funny when you're out of toner. *Shrugs*
 Wed Aug 09 06:04:25 +0000 2017

Also with security requirements satisfied. https://twitter.com/dominicad/status/895279125371510784
 Wed Aug 09 14:33:27 +0000 2017

This human meat doll "literally cannot right now". https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-a-google-manufacturing-robot-and-i-believe-humans-are-biologically-unfit-to-have-jobs-in-tech
 Wed Aug 09 21:01:41 +0000 2017

RT @amyngyn: if storytime with amy sounds fun to you, i hope you come to the SF Metrics meetup tonight! https://www.meetup.com/San-Francisco-Metrics-Meetup/events/240087212/ https://t.c…
 Wed Aug 09 21:24:21 +0000 2017

Replying to @pczarkowski

So we share the same birthday?
 Thu Aug 10 23:38:52 +0000 2017

RT @hemppah: The system has the most influence on people’s behaviour, yet managers continue to treat people as though they are the problem.…
 Sat Aug 12 00:34:34 +0000 2017

RT @selenakyle: ok, i'll play. in this decade, things protected by my tech ($, devices, accts, people) now in the billions.


 Sat Aug 12 02:47:14 +0000 2017

Replying to @jezhumble

Awesome! My favorite one star review for "Mastering DevOps" was that the introductory material was too introductory. *shrug*
 Sat Aug 12 06:54:44 +0000 2017

RT @mike_julian: My book, Practical Monitoring, just dropped in Safari Early Release! I would <3 feedback. https://www.safaribooksonline.com/library/view/practical-monitoring/9781491957349/#monitoringlove
 Mon Aug 14 20:50:57 +0000 2017

TIL @awscloud Aurora has immutable dynamic parameters 🤔
 Tue Aug 15 18:40:56 +0000 2017

It is difficult to overstate how useful a well developed sense of gallows humor is for Operations work
 Tue Aug 15 18:56:17 +0000 2017

One of my all time faves. https://twitter.com/constantine_jn/status/897672075829276672
 Wed Aug 16 04:19:26 +0000 2017

Mike's teams work hand in hand with my SRE teams, y'know, like DevOps! https://twitter.com/mheffner/status/898284142328262656
 Thu Aug 17 20:54:08 +0000 2017

Replying to @AlyssaArvin

Just no. Ha!
 Wed Aug 23 04:03:15 +0000 2017

Replying to @lindvall and @bridgetkromhout

Current status: hating some zookeeper, let me count the bugs... Not saying others don't have bugs.
 Thu Aug 24 23:55:06 +0000 2017

Replying to @akahn

That Bronx Science shirt is rad!
 Thu Aug 24 23:56:46 +0000 2017

Replying to @lindvall and @bridgetkromhout

 Fri Aug 25 01:52:47 +0000 2017

If you're alerting on disk space with your cfg mgmt tool, you're doing it wrong. Cfg mgmt configures monitoring, does not perform it.
 Fri Aug 25 16:21:37 +0000 2017

Replying to @patrickdebois, @JavaOneConf, @demuxed and @sparksocialsf

has pretty good smores...
 Sat Aug 26 17:41:46 +0000 2017

RT @mike_julian: Are you a Monitoring Weekly reader? If not, check it: a free weekly newsletter about all-things-monitoring https://t.co/pV…
 Mon Aug 28 02:39:36 +0000 2017

RT @JoinTheFlock: We're hiring a @TwitterU Diversity Coordinator to support hiring top diverse talent for @Twitter! #diversitymatters https…
 Mon Aug 28 05:22:05 +0000 2017

RT @nehanarkhede: Physicists were right about constraints of distributed systems. @PatHelland on the #KafkaSummit stage. https://t.co/Dyp9m…
 Mon Aug 28 19:56:05 +0000 2017

Replying to @UberGeekGirl

 Tue Aug 29 00:47:41 +0000 2017

Replying to @obfuscurity and @petecheslock

I'd go for the Flatlock instead. It's the upgrayyded model.
 Tue Aug 29 03:59:52 +0000 2017

OH: "At this point, I'm ready to 'yolo install postgres' and move on"
cc/@JonathanMickle @phro
 Fri Sep 01 05:51:31 +0000 2017

OH: "If AWS burns us one more time, we're going to need some Amazon dot balm"
cc/ @phro @farzadb82
 Fri Sep 01 06:34:31 +0000 2017