@davemangot tweets

Internet done broked this morning b/c of an internal wiring problem as a result of construction. Called @monkeybrainsnet for help and they were onsite with fix in 2 hours, the same day!! Amazing customer service, rock solid Internets, and only $35/mo. Wow.
 Thu Mar 01 23:22:17 +0000 2018

RT @jkmaccormack: Can we improve empathy? Erika Weisz found that a combination of social norm awareness and malleability beliefs about grow…
 Fri Mar 02 01:21:37 +0000 2018

"Our DevOps journey started when we stopped optimizing technology for cost and instead started optimizing for speed." - @chawklady <- Still one of my favorite #DevOps quotes of all time.
 Fri Mar 02 15:29:28 +0000 2018

RT @BankInnovation: Peggy Mangot, Senior VP of Innovation at Wells Fargo, Joins Bank Innovation 2018 - https://bankinnovation.net/2018/02/peggy-mangot-senior-vp-of-innovation-at-wells-fargo-joins-bank-innovation-2018/ https://t.co…
 Sat Mar 03 00:20:17 +0000 2018

RT @allspaw: If you believe “blameless postmortem” means “no accountability” - you haven’t been listening.
 Sat Mar 03 00:25:36 +0000 2018

Your periodic reminder that a billion requests per month is in the low hundreds of requests/sec.
 Sat Mar 03 00:53:15 +0000 2018

Replying to @constantine_jn

 Sat Mar 03 01:00:42 +0000 2018

My phone history and I'm on the Do Not Call list. So happy the @FCC is prioritizing dismantling Net Neutrality instead.
 Mon Mar 05 22:18:34 +0000 2018

@Radford_Global I'm being told that your technology salary survey does not include "Site Reliability Engineer". A job title at Google, LinkedIn, Autodesk, Facebook, Dropbox, Apple, Best Buy, Oracle, Splunk, Adobe, Twitter, Dell, SolarWinds, Atlassian... Is this possible?
 Tue Mar 06 19:49:19 +0000 2018

I remember when @mf_long was that capacity planning engineer. Lucky to have been able to witness your career trajectory. Congrats! https://twitter.com/SalesforceEng/status/971127511466745856
 Tue Mar 06 21:58:53 +0000 2018

Seriously reconsidering my life choices since my fingers always seem to type: kakfa, or kafak.
 Tue Mar 06 23:18:10 +0000 2018

Got inspired by some things @JillWetzler tweeted last week. I'm already a @Code2040 mentor, but I've booked out time every week where women and PoC can book time to talk about Operations/DevOps/SRE careers, etc. https://davemangot.youcanbook.me/
 Wed Mar 07 01:15:49 +0000 2018

"way to bring a graph database to a TSDB discussion" - @mheffner
 Wed Mar 07 23:25:37 +0000 2018

RT @shegeeksout: Are you as excited as we are for our first San Francisco #networking event with @pivotal? @cporro_sfdc @rachelralston and…
 Thu Mar 08 05:02:29 +0000 2018

"Do you even undifferentiated heavy lift bro?" - @yosh_se
 Thu Mar 08 14:49:40 +0000 2018

RT @MeredithFrost: It was never a dress. #InternationalWomensDay
 Thu Mar 08 15:28:16 +0000 2018

RT @LocoMocoSec: We are excited to have Allison Miller, aka @selenakyle, as a keynote speaker @LocoMocoSec! Book your tickets today! #InfoS…
 Fri Mar 09 04:25:53 +0000 2018

RT @sixfeetup: Love working with all of these awesome ladies! #InternationalWomensDay #WomenOwnedBusiness #dogoodthings https://t.co/Nv7wqs…
 Fri Mar 09 05:18:57 +0000 2018

TFW @benarent asks you why you didn't put the grounds in the filter when you were making coffee for the office #needcoffee
 Fri Mar 09 17:22:32 +0000 2018

After quite a hiatus, I just renewed my membership to @usenix so I can read @DaveJosephsen in ;login, and you should to!
 Fri Mar 09 20:49:41 +0000 2018

Current status: your boat is on fire, get out of the boat
We would be more comfortable staying in the boat
 Sun Mar 11 00:25:20 +0000 2018

TIL, the @SolarWindsCloud SRE teams run a Type 1 CM system (@SaltStack ) as a Type 3. http://www.xkyle.com/the-evolution-of-distributed-systems-management/
 Tue Mar 13 00:36:10 +0000 2018

"Maximize the work not done" means we always focus on delivering value, not keeping busy.
 Wed Mar 14 07:23:40 +0000 2018

Replying to @DaveJosephsen

Meh. You're not half bad. 😉
 Wed Mar 14 16:39:16 +0000 2018

RT @TheRealKartik: Pi day is just a fake corporate day created by math companies to sell more math
 Wed Mar 14 19:56:29 +0000 2018

Replying to @binford2k

 Wed Mar 14 20:03:51 +0000 2018

RT @calvinhp: .@indyPy has been around for over 10 years! Learn how they've been so successful @calvinhp's talk, Community to the Python Po…
 Fri Mar 16 03:25:33 +0000 2018

Replying to @JeremyGrosser

How about @pagerduty alert sounds?
 Fri Mar 16 03:30:53 +0000 2018

MTTR > MTBF. It's not just a good idea...
 Fri Mar 16 14:40:09 +0000 2018

Replying to @SloanThompson

My favorite short piece on the topic is @jezhumble's write up on @nntaleb's Antifragile https://continuousdelivery.com/2013/01/on-antifragility-in-systems-and-organizational-architecture/
 Fri Mar 16 16:01:19 +0000 2018

RT @geowtf: Professionally, we have an obligation to create the talent we wish we could hire.
 Sat Mar 17 17:43:20 +0000 2018

Replying to @bridgetkromhout and @joelaha

Mine had the cassette tape drive, loved that machine.
 Sat Mar 17 18:03:19 +0000 2018

When someone opines on Twitter that you're doing it ALL wrong, you're not. Just keep trying to get better, every day. #kaizen #opslife
 Sat Mar 17 18:09:39 +0000 2018

More than the poor need the rich, the rich need the poor. -Hirsch
 Sat Mar 17 19:41:48 +0000 2018

Two pizza teams in a nutshell https://twitter.com/RichRogersIoT/status/975273009765408768
 Sun Mar 18 17:11:37 +0000 2018

It never ceases to amaze me that those positively drowning in technical or cultural debt see the lastest whiz bang tech as their lifeline. #devops
 Mon Mar 19 13:58:46 +0000 2018

Replying to @AlyssaArvin and @comcast

What city?
 Tue Mar 20 02:32:32 +0000 2018

RT @ashleymcnamara: If your slide is longer than a tweet then I'm probably not reading it.

This subtweet is brought to you by long slides.
 Tue Mar 20 02:33:43 +0000 2018

RT @botchagalupe: Found this at the #pipelineconf bookstore cc/ @mindweather
 Wed Mar 21 03:06:12 +0000 2018

RT @mheffner: Watching the S3 VPC fix roll out by AZ
 Wed Mar 21 03:15:20 +0000 2018

Some of my absolutely favorite books! https://twitter.com/AdamYuret/status/976246007406116864
 Wed Mar 21 03:34:06 +0000 2018

If you're wondering why I immediately retweeted this... http://blog.librato.com/posts/devops-across-the-enterprise https://twitter.com/dberkholz/status/976296097487372288
 Wed Mar 21 04:09:26 +0000 2018

Working with distributed teams, the whole team delivers what the team is responsible for. It doesn't matter where their chair.
 Wed Mar 21 14:23:26 +0000 2018

RT @AppOptics: Guess what!? Our Agent for #Windows is here! Check out the latest addition to our infrastructure monitoring system here: htt…
 Fri Mar 23 16:59:10 +0000 2018

RT @Emma4Change: I have absolutely no words... Thank you not only for your service but for standing with us as we #MarchForOurLives tomorro…
 Sat Mar 24 05:37:27 +0000 2018

RT @KongYang: Join @SolarWinds Cloud and unleash your SRE SME. I can connect you with our Engineering leaders like @davemangot Keith @lcalc…
 Sat Mar 24 22:46:32 +0000 2018

Today remembering Jon Orbeton. Talented security engineer, FBI expert witness, my friend. And a victim of gun violence.
 Sat Mar 24 23:20:24 +0000 2018

Replying to @UberGeekGirl and @iteration1

Happy birthday Jessica!
 Sun Mar 25 06:27:02 +0000 2018

Replying to @jasonhand and @VictorOps

For the love, I just took a note to remind myself to download the Hand book. Handbook.
 Mon Mar 26 17:53:09 +0000 2018

RT @chiuki: Please help LadyCoders! The conference is under-funded and it's two weeks away (April 6 - 8). Donate & RT 💜 https://t.co/g5mvdc…
 Tue Mar 27 19:59:25 +0000 2018

Replying to @jasonhand, @josephruscio and @brent_chapman

We always have Slack, Hangouts, and a GDoc open during incidents. I think the concern was with the word "ALWAYS". Use the right tool for the job and all that. Slack can also get pretty darn noisy during an incident.
 Tue Mar 27 20:10:41 +0000 2018

In honor of #SREcon18... If your SRE/Ops team(s) is/are not part of the same org as Eng, you're most likely gonna have a bad time. Almost impossible to sufficiently align priorities. #DevOps
 Thu Mar 29 18:11:21 +0000 2018