@davemangot tweets

Ha! So many feels. I ALWAYS used to quote this line from Under Siege (1992): "I got tired of coming up with last minute desperate solutions to impossible problems created by other f***ing people." https://twitter.com/coolblknerd/status/1278368542971355136
 Wed Jul 01 17:33:13 +0000 2020

Excited to announce I'll be talking about Operations as a Strategic Differentiator during Destination: Automation put on by @thekonginc on July 16th at 11:40 Pacific. Free registration. Let's talk about why high performing SRE teams are game changers! https://konghq.com/events/destination-automation/
 Wed Jul 01 18:10:20 +0000 2020

Really upset one of our favorite wineries @riazawines has to close their tasting room again b/c people want the freedom to shutter small business and intubate neighbors over a simple piece of cloth. Got our club shipment yesterday. Buy @riazawines online and #WearTheDamnMask
 Wed Jul 01 20:13:14 +0000 2020

RT @_lennart: yoooo so we are doing great and that's why our hiring is starting back up!

first thing back open is the Training Specialist…
 Thu Jul 02 03:50:00 +0000 2020

RT @molly_struve: YES, updating/improving documentation counts as an open source contribution!!!

To be honest, it's one of the most impor…
 Thu Jul 02 03:59:04 +0000 2020

RT @helpfuleng: One of the organizations Project origami #faceshield has partnered with, NYC Makes #PPE, is SO CLOSE to their fundraising g…
 Thu Jul 02 17:55:19 +0000 2020

Ran about 30 minutes this morning. About 80% of people wearing masks, except @SheriffSF where 1 of 3 deputies wore masks walking on the sidewalk near people. Completely Unacceptable. Do better. #WearADamnMask @LondonBreed
 Thu Jul 02 18:18:43 +0000 2020

I work a lot with front line managers and how they can help their teams and the business be successful. This month for @CIOonline I wrote about managing agile teams, from the front. https://www.cio.com/article/3565394/managing-work-from-the-front.html
 Thu Jul 02 18:44:22 +0000 2020

As someone who has planned many an onsite, I really appreciated the thoughtfulness put in to how to do that virtually https://bryter.io/press-news/how-to-host-a-virtual-company-gathering-that-creates-magic/ h/t @BRYTER_io
 Thu Jul 02 18:56:14 +0000 2020

RT @networktocode: We’ve delivered over 100 private trainings to clients around the world. If you have a team of five or more and are looki…
 Fri Jul 03 02:18:45 +0000 2020

RT @GavinNewsom: REMINDER: CA, you are now REQUIRED to wear a mask in public spaces.

We’re seeing too many people with faces uncovered. We…
 Fri Jul 03 02:22:50 +0000 2020

Replying to @GeneralClark and @ForeignPolicy

I worked on your presidential campaign many years ago. You're still an inspiration and a tremendous asset to our country and the world. Thank you.
 Fri Jul 03 17:27:50 +0000 2020

LMAO at all these armchair epidemiologists dispensing life or death advice about masks on Nextdoor because they read a bunch of articles. Like if someone read a few articles and started lecturing them on computer security they wouldn't just laugh and walk away. #WearADamnMask
 Fri Jul 03 17:50:55 +0000 2020

RT @NYGovCuomo: Wearing a mask is about respect.

It shows you stand up when it counts. It shows you have joined the battle. It shows you…
 Fri Jul 03 23:57:07 +0000 2020

RT @DoyleKHodges: I spent 25 years of my life serving my country in uniform. I love the idea and ideals of my country deeply. Which is why…
 Sat Jul 04 20:02:33 +0000 2020

RT @tmprowell: If 95% of all Americans wear masks in public, we can prevent > 33K deaths in the next 3 mos according to a new IHME model fr…
 Sat Jul 04 20:14:57 +0000 2020

RT @FINALLEVEL: I’ll say this as simple and as straight as as I can… ‘The Virus is REAL and it will FUCK you up and possibly KILL you or so…
 Sun Jul 05 01:31:55 +0000 2020

Watching #HamiltonFilm on 4th of July. New family tradition. ❤️
 Sun Jul 05 02:21:35 +0000 2020

Wait. People still follow this asshat? https://twitter.com/unclebobmartin/status/1279449928058757121
 Mon Jul 06 01:30:30 +0000 2020

Replying to @lkanies

Gotta play a zone D.
 Mon Jul 06 19:00:26 +0000 2020

RT @keithboykin: Texas Doctor: I got 10 calls yesterday for young people who will die if they don’t get ICU support, but I only have three…
 Mon Jul 06 19:23:22 +0000 2020

RT @CIOonline: How to handle the IT team’s task backlog – Tips for frontline managers to help them manage the long list of work https://t.c…
 Mon Jul 06 20:02:22 +0000 2020

Replying to @lkanies

I have 3, believe me, I know. 🤭
 Tue Jul 07 02:05:54 +0000 2020

Replying to @filler and @lkanies

Bite your tongue Silkey! Independent is enuf!
 Tue Jul 07 04:50:02 +0000 2020

Can confirm. Shared channels are fantastic. https://twitter.com/stratechery/status/1280517495670087680
 Tue Jul 07 15:30:08 +0000 2020

Who to be afraid of on the left:
June 2020 Trump: AntiFascists
July 2020 Trump: Fascists
 Wed Jul 08 00:42:33 +0000 2020

Replying to @nwekwerth, @benarent and @eerosupport

Yes, @sonic baby
 Wed Jul 08 01:47:47 +0000 2020

RT @nachosarah: wear a mask you stupid bitches
 Wed Jul 08 02:05:05 +0000 2020

RT @bluexheeta: Hi twitter!! My name is Shami Oshun and I just restocked my nude face masks! They are made in California by my wonderful te…
 Thu Jul 09 01:59:09 +0000 2020

RT @kevinbehr: the inability to systematically change can create pressure for business transformation to catch up. If orgs can change and…
 Thu Jul 09 02:13:14 +0000 2020

RT @benarent: also called an 'office'
 Thu Jul 09 02:29:03 +0000 2020

RT @IanColdwater: @ReinH spoiler alert: as befitting movements that call for cultural change based on openness and empathy, devops people s…
 Thu Jul 09 02:39:38 +0000 2020

Replying to @iteration1

Don't forget J1, can't have camp counselors and au pairs spewing acceptance and understanding.
 Thu Jul 09 03:49:38 +0000 2020

I agree! https://twitter.com/davemangot/status/1278144510308962305?s=19 https://twitter.com/pieter_de_bruin/status/1281127447195455489
 Fri Jul 10 00:51:53 +0000 2020

Replying to @phoch00

Which countries haven't done nearly as well as we have?
 Fri Jul 10 00:58:20 +0000 2020

Replying to @coolblknerd

Give up on the backlog. :) https://www.cio.com/article/3565394/managing-work-from-the-front.html
 Fri Jul 10 03:01:17 +0000 2020

RT @wwoz_neworleans: Paying tribute to Ellis Marsalis and his longstanding gig at Snug Harbor, this Friday at 8pm CT w/a rebroadcast of his…
 Fri Jul 10 03:02:21 +0000 2020

RT @agilequote: “the inability to systematically change can create pressure for business transformation to catch up. If orgs can change an…
 Fri Jul 10 03:11:57 +0000 2020

Community of practice vs. Center of Excellence debate (Hint: go for CoP) https://twitter.com/peggymangot/status/1281377924285784064
 Fri Jul 10 03:22:40 +0000 2020

RT @BriannaWu: A tragedy in 4 acts:

 Sat Jul 11 03:58:45 +0000 2020

Replying to @jezhumble

Lt Commander Data Jez
 Sat Jul 11 04:00:46 +0000 2020

RT @RasuShrestha: Patient in their 30s dies after attending 'COVID party'

“Just before the patient died, they looked at their nurse and s…
 Sun Jul 12 03:18:23 +0000 2020

RT @helpfuleng: #virtual mini-conference on #opensource #ventilators on the topic of Quality Assurance and Regulatory Compliance.

Review t…
 Sun Jul 12 04:30:53 +0000 2020

RT @jen_keesmaat: LOVE: Lisbon’s *new* pedestrian only streets are painted blue, so that there is no confusion as far as the eye can see. A…
 Mon Jul 13 02:17:37 +0000 2020

RT @Stanton_Moore: Simple enough...
 Mon Jul 13 02:18:59 +0000 2020

RT @eorden: New Zealand lifts all Covid restrictions, declaring the nation virus-free https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-52961539
 Mon Jul 13 02:21:02 +0000 2020

This is NOT a technical problem. It's a legislative problem. Somehow we don't have the money. "Public health departments, whose budgets have been cut back over the past decade, were unable to finance the digital upgrades themselves." Also, why I ❤️ @Redox https://nyti.ms/3iWB8H0
 Mon Jul 13 15:26:02 +0000 2020

If we ever want to get back to real sports, we need to come together to stop a virus that is out of control. When is my favorite sport @NFL going to start carpet bombing social media with pics of pro athletes @NFLPA showing masks are cool?? @steelers @TeamJuJu #SteelersNation
 Mon Jul 13 18:50:07 +0000 2020

RT @JLimHospMD: We need a multi-pronged approach: Reframe male thinking that it's more "macho" to #MaskUp, cite moral obligation to protect…
 Mon Jul 13 20:51:24 +0000 2020

ImpeachNewsom is trending. SMH. Impeach yourselves! If you'd #MaskUp in the first place instead of endlessly complaining, we wouldn't be in this mess. Take personal responsibility. But I'm sure continuing to endlessly complain will stop the virus and mass death this time.
 Mon Jul 13 21:03:28 +0000 2020

RT @edyong209: "How did the interview go?"
"Well, I made Christiane Amanpour sad, how's your day going?"

 Tue Jul 14 20:57:45 +0000 2020

RT @jordansissel: I’ve worked remotely for almost 10 years and did none of these things with consistency. Leaders at work need to squash th…
 Tue Jul 14 21:17:42 +0000 2020

This morning on my run I started saying to others: "You need to wear a mask, bro." Yes, it's *always* a bro. https://twitter.com/morganweiland/status/1283112996969934848
 Tue Jul 14 21:37:13 +0000 2020

RT @gyj34_BliPoqt46: This fellowship literally helped me get into the tech industry, make friends with some of the smartest/dopest ppl ever…
 Tue Jul 14 21:40:35 +0000 2020

Replying to @obfuscurity

Well, I'm running in SF and despite what many in the country think, we're not idiots (COVIDIOTs in this case).
 Tue Jul 14 21:50:14 +0000 2020


As we're getting a chance to look at more COVID clusters, we're finding cloth masks don…
 Tue Jul 14 23:54:34 +0000 2020

Perfectly said @kaj33 'As Martin Luther King Jr. explained: “Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. We are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality.” So, let’s act like it."
 Wed Jul 15 17:46:48 +0000 2020

RT @helpfuleng: Helpful Engineering’s Cooperation department is looking support more countries.

Do you know someone who could use our supp…
 Wed Jul 15 18:15:04 +0000 2020

Replying to @behemphi

If everyone records their demos (screen recording, keep 'em short) then you can be informed about any team's efforts.
 Wed Jul 15 18:29:49 +0000 2020

Replying to @KPIXtv and @doodie

Go Cardinals?
 Wed Jul 15 18:31:59 +0000 2020

Excited to be speaking at Destination Automation!

Check it out at https://destination-automation.konghq.com/?sc=7boS1lq9

RT if you think others will find this helpful

 Wed Jul 15 18:47:43 +0000 2020

Replying to @petecheslock

People are going to self-select themselves into groupthinking monocultures as a way to outperform their competition? 🤔
 Wed Jul 15 23:23:45 +0000 2020

RT @andreleibovici: A quick message for mask naysayers. In New Zealand, we all wore masks, gloves, and didn’t leave home for four weeks.
 Thu Jul 16 02:10:02 +0000 2020

Replying to @TheodoreMyers10, @Vorsthof and @greezuss

1. Don't get the people don't ever disrespect the Jews part. There is a phrase "Holocaust denier". It would be like someone saying your ancestors were never enslaved.
2. Typo to say that Jews were persecuted for "less than 10 years" if thread starts with historical persecution?
 Thu Jul 16 18:07:24 +0000 2020

Replying to @TheodoreMyers10, @Vorsthof and @greezuss

1. The thread you replied to said no one disrespected the Jews, you didn't say it. 2. Ignoring whether the Egypt story is even real, the thread that started this whole discussion talked about anti-Semetism and banking being the result of oppression, so I'm confused.
 Thu Jul 16 19:50:54 +0000 2020

RT @Benioff: You want your kids back in school? Wear a mask.
You want an NFL season? Wear a mask.
You want college sports? Wear a mask.
 Fri Jul 17 03:34:01 +0000 2020

RT @allspaw: “Diverse perspectives expanded the hypotheses considered and beneficially broadened the scope of investigation. Strange loops…
 Fri Jul 17 17:00:13 +0000 2020

RT @jpaulreed: For the gajillionth time: your employer is not your “family” and your coworkers are not “siblings.”

Run away from companies…
 Fri Jul 17 17:01:35 +0000 2020

Replying to @benj_fry

I'm still trying to find out when Canada adopted the Constitution of the United States as its own.
 Fri Jul 17 17:27:49 +0000 2020

RT @ikrnic: "incident analysis is not about incidents anymore. It's about how your organization works." @nora_js thanks!
 Fri Jul 17 17:56:31 +0000 2020

RT @zakijam: A spate of new (and surprising) studies find that loneliness *hasn’t* risen much during the pandemic.

Speculative reasons: co…
 Fri Jul 17 23:28:57 +0000 2020

RT @mountainherder: Let’s talk about this meme. If you are diagnosed with COVID, your likelihood of dying is at a minimum 2–4x that of your…
 Sun Jul 19 02:40:00 +0000 2020

Replying to @benj_fry

Wow, slow down cowboy
 Sun Jul 19 03:18:27 +0000 2020

Interesting article about things MS has learned about their newly remote workforce. tl;dr 1:1s are crucial!
 Mon Jul 20 18:10:11 +0000 2020

Replying to @patrickdebois

This was always my favorite style, so I bought one. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FFV7T4H/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apap_YBd5QHY6UcYbY
 Mon Jul 20 19:41:27 +0000 2020

Replying to @UberGeekGirl

Schrödinger's outage
 Wed Jul 22 17:58:29 +0000 2020

Replying to @MovingDecoy

These have been banned in SF for months.
 Wed Jul 22 18:26:34 +0000 2020

Replying to @lkanies

Ha! That always reminds me of the best man (1) page line ever written for Solaris csh. "Although robust enough for general use, adventures into the esoteric periphery of the C shell may reveal unexpected quirks."
 Wed Jul 22 18:43:56 +0000 2020

RT @DevHawk: "MSFT should hire someone from Google who knows how to retire products" - Discussing GitHub vs Azure DevOps w/ @davemangot

 Wed Jul 22 22:27:21 +0000 2020

RT @patrickdebois: We all love our data & metrics . Now you can help too !

@puppetize launched their 2020 State of #DevOps survey & they'r…
 Thu Jul 23 16:59:12 +0000 2020

RT @Ruta_N: ¡La conferencia de referencia mundial sobre DevOps llega a Medellín! 👩‍💻🧑‍💻

No te pierdas la oportunidad de participar en #Dev…
 Thu Jul 23 17:04:20 +0000 2020

Replying to @idjohn and @DivDev_

Can confirm, with cassette for storage.
 Thu Jul 23 17:17:20 +0000 2020

RT @SteveElsewhere: Dragging your silos into your brand new #DevOps transformation https://twitter.com/StrangestMp4/status/1283228187892150272
 Thu Jul 23 17:24:24 +0000 2020

Replying to @ripienaar

I'm really hoping it comes out that this is satire, otherwise...
 Thu Jul 23 20:01:01 +0000 2020

RT @postwait: God. Damned. Patriots. https://twitter.com/MLBONFOX/status/1286439030888914945
 Fri Jul 24 02:56:00 +0000 2020

RT @CNBC: .@ScottGottliebMD weighs in on the new CDC guidelines for reopening schools: Districts “are going need to look beyond just these…
 Fri Jul 24 17:08:06 +0000 2020

I learned how to use "y'all" in a professional environment from @red_sonya. I'm never going back. https://twitter.com/twkelly_EDU/status/1286307183102169093
 Fri Jul 24 21:35:21 +0000 2020

RT @nicolefv: At 18mo old, we drove past an oil refinery. My grandpa tried telling me it was a giant candle and I told him to stop teasing…
 Mon Jul 27 04:09:29 +0000 2020

RT @JuliusGoat: Tens of millions of Americans think the person on the left is the violent aggressor.
 Mon Jul 27 17:01:57 +0000 2020

RT @zakijam: Since THE WAR FOR KINDNESS published, the most common request I've received is for practical exercises to build empathy and ki…
 Mon Jul 27 17:32:04 +0000 2020

Commute? Not sure if my @Spotify is set to the wrong country or the wrong year.
 Tue Jul 28 16:14:22 +0000 2020

RT @ScribblingOn: Quickest way to burn out? Being in a job you deeply care about but had no autonomy to bring about change.
 Tue Jul 28 19:30:25 +0000 2020

RT @postwait: Do not, for one second, think you are alone shouldering the psychological burdens of life and 2020's extraordinary circumstan…
 Wed Jul 29 16:37:05 +0000 2020

RT @ringods: If you blog, and you want your content to be publicly accessible, can you please *NOT* do it on Medium?
Thank you. https://t.c…
 Wed Jul 29 16:41:51 +0000 2020

RT @Mteheran: A solo horas de empezar #DevopsDaysMDE2020 live para todo el mundo desde Medellín @DevopsdaysMed
 Thu Jul 30 17:38:52 +0000 2020

RT @alannapb: Thank you for sharing! We're getting close to 1,000 survey completions, which means we get to donate $1,000 to @WHO! Can you…
 Thu Jul 30 18:24:48 +0000 2020

RT @NickBenthem: .@SimpsonsOps The true problem
 Thu Jul 30 23:30:55 +0000 2020

Replying to @khyron4eva

Hoo yeah, positively unheard of. What a knee slapper. https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Historical_Marginal_Tax_Rate_for_Highest_and_Lowest_Income_Earners.jpg
 Fri Jul 31 02:43:35 +0000 2020

Should cities introduce a no stop driving hour?
It would mean that those who don't want to stop for lights, signs, or children in the crosswalk can murder others with impunity.
But is it a good idea? https://twitter.com/JeremyVineOn5/status/1288188726099742720
 Fri Jul 31 16:41:44 +0000 2020

RT @NetwaysCloud: Happy #SysAdminDay everyone! May be the correct yaml and json syntax with you.
 Fri Jul 31 17:10:43 +0000 2020

RT @Sheynnie_Mcr: Iniciando el segundo día del #devopsdaysmed2020

 Fri Jul 31 17:25:27 +0000 2020

It's been a great experience getting to know the @Formstack products over the past few weeks. After evaluating a ton of options, they clearly stood out for capabilities and ease of use. Finding out that their leadership is thoughtful and sincere is such a great bonus! #BLM https://twitter.com/Formstack/status/1280538063014248450
 Fri Jul 31 19:13:38 +0000 2020

RT @JoeGinley: Today, we as hockey fans need to #Kneel4Hockey if we really want #HockeyIsForEveryone to be true. I love the sport, but work…
 Fri Jul 31 21:01:49 +0000 2020

Geez if I didn't express the exact same sentiment on a Zoom call...yesterday! https://twitter.com/drunkcod/status/1289247276209037314
 Fri Jul 31 21:22:35 +0000 2020